earthnation:

will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking

(via babyimabadkid)

weirdsynthnoises:

urqtgf:

How do you do stuff without feeling embarrassed

(via rebelofnyc)

my dad just spent 15 minutes lecturing me about how my cat is going to get pregnant bc shes hanging out with the wrong crowd and the entire thing was directed at me wat

shessosumptuous:

So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t

(via c0ke-kunt)

johnfkennedy:

she wears short skirts. i am john f kennedy. shes cheer captain and im john f kennedy

(via seaweave)

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

(via seaweave)